No More Booty Calls

This pandemic is ruining my life. And the current state of my sex life isn’t helping at all! Lol..hmm I think it’s time for a story!

I met this guy (let’s call him ‘tinder dude’) a few years back and was in awe with how good his sex game was. I was a little younger then and less aware of what I really craved for sexually. As inexperienced as I was, he used that opportunity to turn me the fuck out! I remember leaving his place in the wee hours of the morning, eager to tell my girls how I’d been banged out all night.

We lost contact (and I got a boyfriend) but I thought about his dick from time to time. I’d come to accept I would never see him again untillll….

‘Hey love, how have you been?’

My first thought was who the hell was messaging me on Instagram.

‘Erm…do you know me from somewhere?’

‘Lol you have a terrible memory. It’s ____ from ____ (tinder dude from great dicksville). It’s been a minute’

A minute? More like 2 years, the fuck?! My special penis had returned to me :).

Not before long, I was back in his flat…legs spread wide apart, dick slamming into me as I rested my trusted wand on my clit. Waves of what felt like electricity surged through my whole body. I’d experienced great sex since our last encounter but tinder dude wanted to leave a fresh mark. I was on the brink of an explosion.

‘Shit you’re so wet…you keep playing with that clit’

‘Ah shit, I’m about to come!’…my cries announcing my upcoming orgasm were strong and intense. I was making noises I’d never heard come out of my mouth. My clit started vibrating, a rush of ecstasy consumed my whole body and I came…I came hard. But was it over? Hell no! Seconds after that same rush returned with even more force. I was literally having a back to back super-soaker turbo orgasm.

This man is a wizard. A sexual wizard.

I say all that to say this. I don’t think I want to see him again. Okay, I’ve seen him a handful of times since buttttt, I think it’s more out of habit than anything else. All we ever do is have sex…

I don’t know if it’s me getting older or if it’s him but…meh. It’s just a booty call and that is not enough for me. Please do not take this as me wanting a romantic relationship with him…absolutely not. I enjoy snuggles, banter, genuine conversations and the building of a friendship with anyone I sleep with. Feeling comfortable around someone and being able to create intimacy in other ways is my sex language. Anything else feels clinical to me. If I wanted someone to only penetrate my vagina, I’d go and see my gynaecologist.

Anyway…I hope I have something more positive to write about in my next post x

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